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I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Confident, Stupid.” -Troy Mc Clure89.

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. (on phone) Lord, give me guidance…That’s right, the guidance department. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt. Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts? Well that would require some sort of a Rebigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle…

Oh, I’ve been calling her ‘Crandall.’ Why didn’t anyone tell me?

That being said, we tried to make it as fan-friendly as possible, using lines that are quoted on a daily basis, while still making it entertaining to the casual viewer and those in the mood for a cheap, easy laugh.

So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.

By the time I got to a phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek.

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

For the next five minutes, I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99. You know, FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.