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Each celebratory drink ingredient is coupled with a sultry picture meant to add a festive kick to each part of the recipe.
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"He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.
I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone.
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"Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment." The spreadsheet, which has since been deleted, quickly went viral with people taking both sides in the debate.