Love scripts for dating
My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catchphrase, "Whammy!
People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man than the rest. I'm Ron Burgundy, and this is what's happening in your world tonight. His name is Nutty the Squirrel, and he's three years old. Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man - was loitering... What you're about to see is a Channel News exclusive. I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old wooden ship, but nice try.
A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
Finally, the Anchorman script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate, yadda yadda..
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Anchor Man. There was a time, a time before cable, when the local anchorman reigned supreme, when people believed everything they heard on TV.
They rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom!