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The main problem with the app is that joining the mile high club is probably a lot better as a fantasy than a reality – in reality your flight will just be full of hungover dehydrated adults, the occasional screeching stag or hen, and screaming children, which isn’t exactly the best pool to pick from. The app boasts that it will help you “bribe your way to a date”, by letting people exchange a bouquet of flowers, a romantic dinner, a shopping trip, or an outdoor adventure in exchange for a first date.What if you’re not rich enough for Seeking Arrangement or Personal Dating Assistants, but still want to bribe your way to a date. “Online dating is a superficial game” says Carrot Dating, but promises “With Carrot Dating, you won’t get rejected before you even get a chance.
A bit like Snapchat, the app timecaps your encounters, only letting you search for available and interested people near you for one hour.This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.They have to have Platewave too, but that’s hardly the only boundary to finding love with this app.The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.Platewave bills itself as “the social network for UK drivers” and lets you message anyone, as long as you’ve got their vehicle registration number.
Picture this – you’ve spotted someone you like flying past in a fancy car and managed to take down their license plate number before they sped off. You can then share your undying love for them and their ride by messaging them – probably something like “Nice rims” and not “I SEE YOU EVERY DAY WE’D BE PERFECT TOGETHER WINKFACE”.
Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.” Romantic.
Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?
but you’ve got your act together.” Seeking Arrangement deserves to be on this list purely because it’s one of the creepiest and most lucrative dating sites out there.
Apparently boasting hundreds of members at universities across the UK, skint students can sign up to be “sugar babies” to either “sugar mamas” or “sugar daddies”.
So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?